MAD MINUTE WITH MACCA

Name: Paul Meek
Nickname: Meeky, Meeksy
Marital Status: Girlfriend 6 years
D.O.B: 23.08.68
Occupation: Sales Rep for EDL Fasteners
Weirdest or Worst Job you done: Chicken Hanger (They got electrocuted and I pulled them off the conveyor)
Favourite Holiday Spot: Cairns
Weirdest Place Been: The abbo pub, Catherine (Only white bloke there)
Something Poker boys wouldn’t know about you: Has an IQ 153
Porno Name (First pet name/First recalled Street name): Cassias English
Favourite Movie: Caddy Shack
Favourite Line from a Movie: “Nannnaanna, naannaanna, nannaaannna” Caddy Shack
Favourite Band: Meatloaf
Ford or Holden or Neither: Ford
Sporting Team you mostly follow: West Tigers
Favourite saying/rhyming slang: Get Fucked!
If you could ask 5 people to a BBQ who would they be ?: 1. Don Bradman, 2. Kylie Minogue, 3. Kerry O’keefe, 4. Rodney Dangerfield, 5. Jessica Simpson
If you had Pamela Anderson front door and Cindy Crawford back door, which would you go to first? : Pamela

POKER
Favourite Hand: AK suited
Least Favourite Hand: 72 off suit
Highest Hand in a game: Straight flush
Best Tournament Victory: Cheese head to winner in consecutive week’s couple of seasons ago
Outside yourself, who do you rate the 3 best HPT players in no particular Order: Cougar, Dav, The Wiz
Do you have a “TELL” on a player at HPT? I do but will not disclose
Who do you think is your biggest donkey at HPT? John Snr
Worst beat so far at HPT: All in pocket Ks vs. Macca pocket 6’s…a 6 already folded by someone and Macca hit a 6 on river !
Worst player or players at HPT: John Snr and Luke Burt
Most improved player: Cougar

Over and out Macca


Name: John Penglington
Nickname: Cougar, Penno
Marital Status: Married 3 kids all daughters
D.O.B: 30.06.64
Occupation: Owner Nissan Performance Car Shop Seven Hills
Weirdest or Worst Job you done: Working Riverstone Abattoirs picking up sheep’s head, one night overhead conveyor spilt all over me.
Favourite Holiday Spot: Maui, Hawaii
Weirdest Place Been: Restaurant in Malaysia (they were serving fresh monkey brains)
Something Poker boys wouldn’t know about you: Undercover cop 9 years
Porno Name (First pet name/First recalled Street name): Mr Doogle The Esplanade
Favourite Movie: Field of Dreams, Kevin Costner
Favourite Line from a Movie: “Go ahead make my day” Dirty Harry
Favourite Band: Fleetwood Mac
Ford or Holden or Neither: Neither, Nissan
Sporting Team you mostly follow: Parramatta Eels
Favourite saying/rhyming slang: Have a go!
If you could ask 5 people to a BBQ who would they be? 1. Arnie, 2. Alan Jones, 3. Sly, 4. Mark Skaife, 5. The Wiz
If you had Pamela Anderson front door and Cindy Crawford back door, which would you go to first? : Cindy Crawford

POKER
Favourite Hand: A, K
Least Favourite Hand: 2, 9 any suit
Highest Hand in a game: K high straight flush clubs
Best Tournament Victory: Last one
Outside yourself, who do you rate the 3 best HPT players in no particular Order: Macca, Dav, Wiz
Do you have a “TELL” on a player at HPT? Yes, Meeky
Who do you think is your biggest donkey at HPT? Reece
Worst beat so far at HPT: Any hand you lose to Meeky
Worst player or players at HPT: Gaze, John Jnr
Most improved player: Paul Lewis

Over and out Macca


Name: David Mace
Marital Status: Married, 3 kids
D.O.B: 07/08/57
Occupation: Security installer
Favourite Holiday Spot: Nelsons Bay
Weirdest Place Been: Roxby Downs, SA
Porno Name (First pet name/First recalled Street name): Trixie Isis
Pickle or no Pickle: No Pickle
Favourite Movie: Independence Day
Favourite Line from a Movie: “Do you feel luck punk” Clint Eastwood
Favourite Band: Cold Chisel
Ford or Holden or Neither: FORD
Team Follow: Knights
Favourite saying/rhyming slang: Blank
If you could ask 5 people to a BBQ who would they be?: 1. Denzel Washington, 2. Bill Clinton,3. Alan Moffett, .4 Sean Connery, 5. Peter Sterling
If you had Kate Beckinsale front door and Jennifer Connolly back door, which would you go to first? : Kate Beckinsale

POKER
Favourite Hand: J9 suited
Least Favourite Hand: A3
Highest Hand in a game: Royal Flush
Best Tournament Victory: 1st night Hindy and Burty came and I came first !!!
Outside yourself, who do you rate the 3 best HPT players in no particular Order: Davin, Macca, George
Do you have a “TELL” on a player at HPT? Yes, Cutsy
Who do you think is your biggest donkey at HPT? George
Worst beat so far at HPT: Davin pulling Ace on river Final table over my pocket 10s
Worst HPT Player: John Snr


Over and out Macca


Name: Nathan Hindmarsh
Marital Status: 2 kids not married yet
D.O.B: 07/09/79
Occupation: Footballer / Professional Poker player
Favourite Holiday Spot: Noosaville
Weirdest Place Been: Prague
Porno Name (First pet name/First recalled Street name): Hooch Caalong
Pickle or no Pickle: No Pickle
Favourite Movie: Super Troopers
Favourite Line from a Movie: Pullover… no cardigan but thanks for noticing. Dumb and Dumber
Favourite Band: Gunners
Ford or Holden or Neither: Ford
Team Follow: Canterbury Bankstown Bulldogs
Favourite saying/rhyming slang: Shit Happens / I was gonna back that
If you could ask 5 people to a BBQ who would they be ?: 1. Burtys wife, 2. Homer Simpson, 3. Miranda Kerr, 4. Brett Finch, 5. Bill Murray
If you had Cindy Crawford front door and Claudia Shiffer back door, which would you go to first ?: Cindy Crawford

POKER
Favourite Hand: 9,10 suited
Least Favourite Hand: Pocket K’s
Highest Hand in a game: Full House
Best Tournament Victory: Not yet
Outside yourself, who do you rate the 3 best HPT players in no particular Order: Burt, Cougar, Meeksy
Do you have a “TELL” on a player at HPT? Yes, Davin
Who do you think is your biggest donkey at HPT? John Snr
Worst player at HPT: Chip and a chair
Worst beat so far at HPT: Any hand Burty beats me on.


Over and out Macca


Name: George Tamer
Marital Status: Engaged Fiancée Amanda (Half Irish/Italian)
D.O.B: 23/07/82
Occupation: Shop owner (Best Kebabs in Smithfield)
Favourite Holiday Spot: Lebanon
Weirdest Place Been: Definitely Scariest too, South Lebanon took wrong turn ended up in Hezbollah territory (Muslims….trust me not one shaven person there) !!!!!
Porno Name (First pet name/First recalled Street name): Jack Claremont
Pickle or no Pickle: Pickle
Favourite Movie: Scarface
Favourite Line from a Movie: “Me, I tell the truth even…. when I lie” Scarface
Favourite Band/ Artist: 2pac/Akon
Ford or Holden or Neither: NEITHER Honda’s rule
Team Follow: Penrith Panthers
Favourite saying/rhyming slang: Nah man
If you could ask 5 people to a BBQ who would they be ?: 1. George Bush, 2. Al Pacino, 3. Bon Jovi, 4. Ryan Girdler, 5. John Cena
If you had Kate Ritchie front door and Delta Goodram back door, which would you go to first ?: Delta Goodram

POKER
Favourite Hand: 7,4 any suit
Least Favourite Hand: Pocket K’s
Highest Hand in a game: Quad Aces
Best Tournament Victory: In 6 weeks time
Outside yourself, who do you rate the 3 best HPT players in no particular Order: Dav, Macca and Meeksy
Do you have a “TELL” on a player at HPT? Macca, Meeksy and Dav
Who do you think is your biggest donkey at HPT? Gazey
Worst beat so far at HPT: Versus Macca, Had Pocket Ks heads up tried to slow play Macca had 2 5 off suit in the big blind and got straight. Macca won Season with that hand…. Ahhhhhhhh still hurts


Over and out Macca



Name: Luke Burt
Marital Status: Married, 2 Kids Sophie and Lincoln
D.O.B: 06/06/81
Occupation: Footballer / House wife
Favourite Holiday Spot: Tuncurry
Weirdest Place Been: Hindmarsh’s Wardrobe
Porno Name (First pet name/First recalled Street name): Reggie Woods
Pickle or no Pickle: Pickle
Favourite Movie: Ace Ventura
Favourite Line from a Movie: “Give it to me harder” Ass bandit 3
Favourite Band: Foo Fighters
Ford or Holden or Neither: Holden
Team Follow: Dragons
Favourite saying/rhyming slang: Grouse
If you could ask 5 people to a BBQ who would they be?: 1. Denzel Washington, 2. Tiger Woods, 3.Charlieze Theron, 4. Jim Carrey, 5. Gordon Ramsey
If you had Danni Minogue front door and Kylie Minogue back door, which would you go to first ?: Kylie

POKER
Favourite Hand: 6 9 suited spades preferably
Least Favourite Hand: K Q
Highest Hand in a game: Quad Q’s
Best Tournament Victory: Not successful yet
Outside yourself, who do you rate the 3 best HPT players in no particular Order: Cougar, Macca, Jamie
Do you have a “TELL” on a player at HPT? Yeah Hindy
Who do you think is your biggest donkey at HPT? Meeksy
Worst beat so far at HPT: Losing any hand to Hindy or Meeksy
3 Worst HPT Players: Meeksy, Hindy, Chip and a chair

Over and out Macca

Name: Peter ADRIAN Cox
Marital Status: Married to Angela, 3 kids Emily 4yrs and twins Madison and Riley 2yrs
D.O.B: 11/05/1974
Occupation: Operations Manager, Hyvista Pty Ltd
Favourite Holiday Spot: Tahiti (Honeymoon) good times…..
Weirdest Place Been: On top of an ice cap in Greenland
Porno Name (First pet name/First recalled Street name): Misty Church
Pickle or no Pickle: NO PICKLE
Favourite Movie: HEAT 1995 (Al Pacino, Val Kilmer, Robert De Niro)
Favourite Line from a Movie: Yippy Ky yeh Mother BLEEEEP… Die Hard
Favourite Band: Tool
Ford or Holden or Neither: Definitely HOLDEN
Team Follow: Mighty Canberra Raiders
Favourite saying/rhyming slang: “Pass the sugar” (Joe Hachem 2005 WPT)
If you could ask 5 people to a BBQ who would they be ?: 1. George Bush, 2. Will Ferrell, 3. Jennifer Hawkins, 4. Eddie Van Halen, 5. Oh of course my lovely Wife
If you had Jennifer Hawkins front door and Megan Gale back door, which would you go to first ?: Definitely Jennifer Hawkins

POKER
Favourite Hand: K9
Least Favourite Hand: KJ
Highest Hand in a game: Quad 5’s won me $70.00 Star City Casino
Best Tournament Victory: 4 person Teams event for Poker Challenge at Leoney Golf Club….. Phil, Macca, Dav and I played as a team and won from a very strong field. We collected $400.00 each and plenty of bragging rights.
Outside yourself, who do you rate the 3 best HPT players in no particular Order: Macca, Davin and Cougar
Do you have a “TELL” on a player at HPT? Yes, Cutsy
Who do you think is your biggest donkey at HPT? Macey…..the call station
Worst beat so far at HPT: Any hand I lost to Cougar, Gazey or Meeksy


Over and out Macca